Wednesday, May 15, 2013

If He Were Roman, He'd Be Allowed to Get Married Now

Question: HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!

It's officially our despotic lord and master's birthday! Dionysiac theatre cake for everyone!


Okay, just kidding, that's an awesome cake but it's not the real cake. THIS is the real cake!


Woohoo!

Don't think of it as getting old. Think of it as apotheosizing from your twenties to your thirties.

26 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday John!!! Thanks for all the amazing work you and Anne do around here. You guys rekindled my love of mythology after a fairly banal period of my life had almost snuffed it out. Thank you :)

    And Gods, my PC's going to short circuit with how much I'm drooling over that cake!

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  2. Happy birthday, John!

    Thank you so much for all the cool stuff you and Anne have been doing in here, you rock!

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  3. Happy Birthday to the God of Storytelling! All Hail Lord John!

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    1. I dont know who this person is, but I like them.

      ....unless thats sarcasm.

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  4. Congratulations on surviving another year around the sun! Have a great party, and enjoy the cake. :D

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    1. stupid sun, always trying to kill me. thakn you :)

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  5. Happy birthday, John!

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  6. I've heard that the chemical processes necessary for biological material to degrade, decompose, and reconstitute itself as dirt take somewhere in the neighborhood of 30 years.

    Ergo, you are now older than dirt. Happy birthday! :D

    (In more seriousness, just the first few years of my thirties have been way, way easier to deal with than all the years of my twenties. Happy birthday, and let the good times roll!)

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  7. That is a FANCY cake. How'd it taste?

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    1. That's the fake-out cake, actually, we don't have that one. :) But here's the real cake!

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    2. Ooo! That one's fancy too! And probably easier to eat.

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  8. Happy birthday John. Hope its better than last year. lol

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    1. What happened last year? I mean, I guess I also hope its better then last year. Better is always better.

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  9. Happy birthday, John! Congratulations on 30 years, and to 30 more!

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    1. ONLY 30! *Prophecy of Doom*

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    2. 30 more for now...then 30 more after that. Take them as they come. :)

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  10. Happy Birthday to the guru of Scion! All Hail!

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  11. Belated happy birthday John!

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  12. That totally means you have gone up a level in legend.
    Just think of all those boons you can buy:
    A Decrease in your car insurance
    Feeling like a proper grown up finally
    ....
    I can't think of any more

    Happy Birthday

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    1. You've obviously never met John.

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