Question: Quick - Dionysus wants to invade lake Poliuhqui in Ourea so he can party with drunken bunnies! Do you stop him? Do you join him? Do you invite Xochipilli? What do you do!?
Oh, my god. I get the hell out of the way, because Dionysus does what he wants, and if he wants to go play beer pong with the Centzon Totochtin, that is nobody's problem but theirs. But I would probably go put a bug in someone's ear to head the information up to Zeus and Hera, just in case something goes wrong or someone needs to be forewarned for resulting fallout if he decides to live there or comes home with fifty riotous bunnies in his wake or something.
I would not call Xochipilli, unless the goal is to make Ourea spontaneously implode from the force of everyone PARTYING TOO HARD FOR LIFE. In which case someone should also get Odin, Radegast, Tenenet, Uzume, Ninkasi and Hathor in there and really go for it.
Throw Cocamama in that mix and you have the best bad idea ever.
ReplyDeleteOh, god, how did I forget her? Amazing.
DeleteSpeaking of, while the Apu aren't on the site, I assume that Cocamama's been rerouted to Ourea?
DeleteYep, that'd be her natural habitat. She and Mayahuel probably get up to all kinds of shenanigans.
DeleteI'm surprised that Sun Wukong, Loki, Susano-O, Ishtar, Anat, and Baron Samedi didn't get invites.
ReplyDeleteI was listing the professional partyers, not just the people who cause trouble. :) Though the Baron might be a worthy invitee.
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